The Emmys moments everyone is talking about.

The Emmys happened.

Famous television people were there and also, inexplicably, so was Julia Roberts. They wore dresses. They said things. They won things. They kissed each other.

The whole thing went for hours, though. So we’ve handpicked the only moments that truly mattered. Starting with the best / most ridiculous.

1. When Bryan Cranston ambushed Julia Louis Dreyfus with this passionate comedian kiss on her way to accept HER FIFTH EMMY.

2. And when he made the ultimate smug post-kiss face with his perfect moustache.

3. When host Seth Meyers introduced Amy Poehler just as she requested.

4. When Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson confirmed their status as world’s best bromance.

WOODY: “It works, it really does work,” Harrelson laughs. “I wanna offer that to all of you.”

5. Billy Crystal remembered his dear and brilliant friend, Robin Williams.

6. When Aaron Paul demonstrated what husbandly love looks like.

7. When Sarah Silverman was almost definitely stoned doing her red carpet interview. No really, she showed Guiliana Rancic her pot.

8. When she ran onto the stage with no shoes on, presumably because she’s stoned. Definitely because she’s excellent.