You’ve probably seen and read some pretty awful break-up texts over the years, heck, maybe you’ve even received one. But this recent gem has to take the cake for the most hilarious and confusing of all text message break-ups.
Amy Nelmes, a travel editor at ninemsn, shared this screen shot from a message her friend received after dating a guy for seven weeks of serious, long term true love.
My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3 pic.twitter.com/EdAFS5lLKy
— Amy Nelmes Bissett (@amynelmes) November 13, 2014
If you’re not convinced that this guy is a bit too much to handle yet, his sign-off was even better,
“I feel it would be difficult for me to change you into the woman I want and [I] don’t need that hassle. I wish you all the best for your journey.” He wrote.
Our thoughts are with Amy’s no doubt heartbroken friend. There are plenty more fish in the sea.
#dodgedabullet
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That young woman really dodged a bullet, though being rude to the cat should have necessitated a large helping of smoked cod cooked in milk by way of an apology (to the cat, I mean).
#3 is the only valid complaint here.